Now that you've read "Topless Delivery",
it's time to test your knowledge with a little quiz. There are 50 multiple-choice questions on
this quiz. Choose your answers
carefully.
1. Where does David complete his
MBA Degree?
a.
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
b.
University of Illinois at Chicago
c.
University of Chicago
d.
Coastal Carolina University
2. To which strip club did David
take his first Myrtle Beach delivery?
a.
Penthouse Club
b.
Masters Club
c.
Crazy Horse
d.
Derriere's
3.
The "Yankee Clipper" is the nickname for which car?
a.
Grey 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse GTS Spyder
b.
Black 2005 Chrysler 300C
c.
White 2006 Pontiac Solstice GXP
d.
Black 2005 Mercedes-Benz 500S
4. Match the girls of Pure Ecstasy
to their instruments.
Ashley: a. Bass guitar, cello, vocals
Heather: b. Keyboards, vocals
Shelli: c. Drums, percussion, vocals
Rachel: d. Guitars, harmonicas, vocals
Kristy: e. Guitars, fiddle, steel guitar,
vocals
5. Which beauty pageant does Ashley
win in the story?
a.
Miss South Carolina
b.
Miss America
c.
Miss Sun Fun
d.
Miss Bikini Wahine
6. Near which city is the Cooper
Plantation?
a.
Charleston
b.
Myrtle Beach
c.
Hilton Head Island
d.
Savannah
7. Which former flame of David's
has since married Ashley's former college boyfriend?
a.
Linda
b.
Teresa
c.
Toni
d.
Julie
8. Where does Ashley show David the
real meaning of "Sex on the Beach"?
a.
Litchfield Beach
b.
Myrtle Beach
c.
Surfside Beach
d.
Garden City Beach
9. Where does David first meet
Ashley?
a.
Club Paradise
b.
Papa's Pizza
c.
Palace Resort
d.
Regency Towers
10. To which song do David and
Ashley dance together for the first time?
a.
"Dance Across the Sky"
b.
"Nights in White Satin"
c.
"O Canada"
d.
"Strange Magic"
11. At which business school does
David's father currently teach?
a.
Rotman
b.
Liautaud
c.
Booth
d.
Kellogg
12. At which business school does
Dr. Eisenberg serve as the dean?
a.
Rotman
b.
Liautaud
c.
Booth
d.
Wall
13. Match the business school to
its host university.
Rotman: a: University of Chicago
Booth: b: Coastal Carolina University
Liautaud: c: University of Toronto
Wall: d: University of Illinois at
Chicago
14. Dr. Eisenberg is the Public
Address Announcer for which Chicago sports team?
a.
Blackhawks
b.
Bulls
c.
Cubs
d.
White Sox
15. What hurricane sent David and
Ashley on a three-week road trip to Chicago?
a.
Claudette
b.
Diana
c.
Erika
d.
Frances
16. Which breed is the bitch that
David pets at the trailer park on Highway 15?
a.
Golden Retriever
b.
Yellow Labrador Retriever
c.
Chesapeake Retriever
d.
Black Labrador Retriever
17.
Which breed is Ashley's cat, Princess?
a.
Seal-Point Siamese
b.
Long-haired Tabby
c.
Seal-Point Himalayan
d.
Persian
18.
Where was Chad's first wife, Vanessa, killed while working on 9/11?
a. World Trade Center
b.
The Pentagon
c. Shanksville, Pennsylvania
d.
Detroit
19.
Who introduced Chad to Heather after having a brief fling with him?
a.
Kristy
b.
Shelli
c.
Ashley
d.
Michelle
20.
Which song does David play to conclude Chad and Heather's wedding?
a.
"Tiger Rag"
b.
"Buckeye Battle Cry"
c.
"Hail to the Victors"
d.
"On! Wisconsin"
21. Which song does David perform at
Chad and Heather's wedding reception?
a. "One Step Into the Light"
b.
"Dance Across the Sky"
c.
"Watching and Waiting"
d.
"Avalon"
22.
Where does Ashley have her Chicago photo shoot?
a.
South Shore Country Club Park
b.
North Avenue Beach
c.
Atlantis
d.
Wrigley Field
23. What is David and Ashley's
common secondary language?
a.
Spanish
b.
French
c.
German
d.
Russian
24.
What "dark confession" does David make to Ashley at his
parents' house?
a.
He has Asperger Syndrome.
b.
He is gay.
c.
He is a werewolf.
d.
He likes to take trips on LSD.
25. At which strip club does Ashley
conclude her career as a dancer?
a.
Club Paradise
b.
Crazy Horse
c.
Pink Pony
d.
Atlantis
26. With whom does Chad have his
"final fling"?
a.
Ashley
b.
Shelli
c.
Kristy
d.
Rachel
27. Where is the Skybox located?
a.
Palace Resort
b.
Regency Towers
c.
Landmark Resort
d.
Bluewater Resort
28.
What is David's primary musical instrument?
a.
Guitar
b.
Bass guitar
c.
Keyboards
d.
Drums
29.
When does Heather teach David the guitar riffs for her song?
a.
During a rehearsal with Pure Ecstasy
b.
During her "final fling" with David.
c.
During a jam session at the beach.
d.
While visiting the Cooper Plantation.
30.
For whom does David drive the "Topless Delivery Vehicle"?
a.
Big D Pizza
b.
Papa's Pizza
c.
Pizza Palace
d.
Ultimate Pizza.
31. Where did Ashley complete her
undergraduate degree?
a.
University of South Carolina
b.
University of Southern California
c.
Clemson University
d.
Coastal Carolina University
32. Where did Ashley's late brother
and her father attend college?
a.
United States Military Academy (West Point)
b.
United States Naval Academy (Annapolis)
c.
The Citadel
d.
Virginia Military Institute
33. What is "Time Out"?
a.
A sports bar
b.
A strip club
c.
A gay bar
d.
An oceanfront tavern
34. Michelle joins "Pure
Ecstasy" on saxophone for a cover of which Moody Blues song?
a.
"Nights in White Satin"
b.
"Watching and Waiting"
c.
"Ride My See-Saw"
d.
"I'm Just a Singer in a Rock and Roll Band"
35. Why does David leave Tony's
Bachelor Party just in the nick of time?
a.
He has to work early the next morning.
b.
He sees several police cruisers streaming into the Pink Pony parking lot behind
him.
c.
He runs into someone he has been trying to avoid.
d.
He has a hot date with Ashley tonight.
36. For which TV station does Mandy
work as a reporter?
a.
Channel 6
b.
Channel 13
c.
Channel 15
d.
Channel 43
37. Where does Tony deliver a large
order and perform an impromptu striptease act?
a.
Ladies' Night Out
b.
His own fiancée's Bachelorette Party
c.
Time Out
d.
Pink Pony
38. Which Papa's Pizza driver sang
"Happy Birthday" on a delivery to a birthday party?
a.
David
b.
Brianna
c.
Tony
d.
Diana
39. Where does David finally get hired after
Hurricane Erika destroys Papa's Pizza?
a.
Halliburton and Warhol
b.
Papa's Pizza Corporate Headquarters
c.
Burgess and Cooper
d.
Coastal Carolina University
40. What is the relationship
between David and Megan?
a.
They were former lovers.
b.
They were business school classmates at UIC.
c.
They were business colleagues.
d.
They played in the same band.
41. Which class was David's
"Achilles Heel" at UIC?
a.
Accounting
b.
Economics
c.
Finance
d.
Business Ethics
42. Which major university did
Michelle attend?
a.
Illinois
b.
Michigan
c.
Ohio State
d.
South Carolina
43. To which private country club
do Ashley's parents belong?
a. Wachesaw Plantation Country Club
b.
Grande Dunes Country Club
c.
Dunes Country Club
d.
Prestwick Country Club
44. Where is the Chicago Office of
Halliburton & Warhol located?
a.
AON Center
b.
Sears Tower
c.
John Hancock Center
d.
Chase Building
45. What is the "2-Meter
Rule"?
a.
An exotic dancer must maintain a distance of 2 m from her customers while on
stage.
b.
Dancers must wear at least a g-string and pasties when performing.
c.
All strip clubs must close by midnight every night.
d.
All of the above
46. Which state recently passed a
$5 "Pole Tax" to fund Rape Crisis Services?
a.
South Carolina
b.
Indiana
c.
Texas
d.
Illinois
47. Which state prohibits smoking
in bars and nightclubs?
a.
Illinois
b.
Indiana
c.
South Carolina
d.
Texas
48. Match the girls of "Pure
Ecstasy" to their stage names:
Ashley: a. Crystal
Heather: b. Diamond
Kristy: c. Jade
Rachel: d. Ruby
Shelli: e. Sapphire
49. Which city is the
"Drawbridge Capitol of the World"?
a.
Miami
b.
Chicago
c.
London
d.
New York
50. David's former college roommate
is the lead singer on which band?
a.
Hot Honchos in Love
b.
The Leathermen
c.
The Flaming Queers
d.
Young Studs in Heat
Answer Key
1
b, 2 d, 3 a, 4 cdeab, 5 c, 6 a, 7 c, 8 a, 9 d, 10 b,
11
c, 12 b, 13 cabd, 14 c, 15 c, 16 d, 17 c, 18 a, 19 c, 20 c,
21
b, 22 b, 23 b, 24 a, 25 d, 26 c, 27 a, 28 c, 29 b, 30 b,
31
a, 32 c, 33 c, 34 d, 35 b, 36 c, 37 b, 38 d, 39 c, 40 b,
41
c, 42 c, 43 a, 44 b, 45 d, 46 c, 47a, 48 baedc, 49 b, 50 c
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